Kylie is really good at art and music, but math isn't her strongest subject :) Tonight, doing homeschool, I read her a word problem that was something like, "Adam is 16 years old. His brother Ben is 8 years old. What is the difference in their ages?" Kylie's response,"Well, one is bigger than the other." That was hard not to laugh.

Kylie was helping me clean windows today. When she was finished I told her to put the windex back in the cleaning basket. She said, "Why don't they call it WINDOWex anyways?"

I was walking with Kylie today when a lady passed us and Kylie said, "She looks SUPISCIOUS." (I knew she was trying to say suspicious but didn't correct her yet). I responded, "Oh, why?" Kylie said, "I've seen her somewhere before." "Oh, you mean she looks familiar?" Kylie said, "Yeah, familiar and supiscious."

Kylie's prayer: "Dear Jesus, thank you for (numbers) 7 and 8. Please help Mommy's paddle to break in half and flush down the toilet. Amen."

We have some friends with 4 daughters - we affectionately call them the "four girls". One day I told Kylie they were coming over to play and she was so excited!! Kylie said, "All THREE OF THE FOUR GIRLS are coming?!!" I think you missed something there. . .

Our friends have a REALLY cute little 1 year old daughter. Sunday, Kylie told me, "Mommy, I want you to buy me one of those babies and put her in your belly with that pretty dress she's wearing. She's soooo schute (cute)!"

Things you said tonight that made me smile:)

"MOM! I'm TOTALLY hungry!!" (In the context of I'm SO hungry)

Then you got mad at me and said, "I don't like my mudder!" But when you say "mudder" (mother), it just makes me love you even more!

Kylie: "Daddy! You're breath smells HORRWIBLE!" David: "What does it smell like?" Kylie:"BLAH!:("

Kylie calls her kitchen apron her "bacon." So I've heard more than once, "Mommy, please tie my bacon so I can help you cook." We also were eating some ham that David self-cured for dinner. She LOVED it. "Please pass some more HAMMER!" She ate about 5 pieces of "hammer" too :)

Kylie wanted to play with a comb in my makeup bag, I told her it was a black because it had mascara on it. She said, "A mask? You want to SCARE us?!"

Kylie's new phrase, "Isn't it WONDERFUL?!"

Kylie bit her tongue today. . . at first she was upset because it hurt. Then, she said, "Oh well, maybe I can grow a new one."

Mom! I'm REALLY sick! I need some cake!

(Not sure that would be good if your feeling sick?)

Colt suggested Kylie eat a snail instead though.

"Mama! I'm PICTURING (taking a picture) you! Saaaayyy HAMBURGER!"

Kylie was rubbing my face, and I asked her if there was something on Mommy's face. . . She said, "Yes! It's a LIP!"

This is Kylie's new favorite song. She seriously sings it all.the.time. Apparently she made up a new verse for "going to the bathroom!"

David took Colt and Kylie out yesterday evening and told me this story. . . Apparently, an old lady stepped in front of Kylie and got in her (Kylie's) way. Kylie must not have been in the best of moods because she proceeded to tell that grandma "NOT TO DO THAT. . ." and who knows what else. THEN, Kylie finished it off by spanking the grandma on her backside. Yes indeed. That's our girl. Oh my. Thankfully, the grandma couldn't understand English, but I'm sure she understood the spanking.

Kylie wrote on the wall with crayons today. Part of her punishment was that she had to stay in her room until I was able to clean it off the wall. While I was cleaning it up, she came out. When I asked her why she came out, she said, "Caden told me I could come out."

Yeah... Caden doesn't really talk Kylie:)

Tonight Kylie told David, "Daddy, when I get bigger can I have a beard like you?" Oh.

Kylie got upset at David because he wouldn't let her do something. She said, "Daddy you are a Stinky Pinky!" as she huffed away :)