Kylie: "Daddy! You're breath smells HORRWIBLE!" David: "What does it smell like?" Kylie:"BLAH!:("

Kylie calls her kitchen apron her "bacon." So I've heard more than once, "Mommy, please tie my bacon so I can help you cook." We also were eating some ham that David self-cured for dinner. She LOVED it. "Please pass some more HAMMER!" She ate about 5 pieces of "hammer" too :)

Kylie wanted to play with a comb in my makeup bag, I told her it was a black because it had mascara on it. She said, "A mask? You want to SCARE us?!"

Kylie's new phrase, "Isn't it WONDERFUL?!"

Kylie bit her tongue today. . . at first she was upset because it hurt. Then, she said, "Oh well, maybe I can grow a new one."

Mom! I'm REALLY sick! I need some cake!

(Not sure that would be good if your feeling sick?)

Colt suggested Kylie eat a snail instead though.

"Mama! I'm PICTURING (taking a picture) you! Saaaayyy HAMBURGER!"