Saturday, August 23, 2014


Kylie wanted to play with a comb in my makeup bag, I told her it was a black because it had mascara on it. She said, "A mask? You want to SCARE us?!"


Tuesday, August 19, 2014


Kylie's new phrase, "Isn't it WONDERFUL?!"


Friday, July 11, 2014

Kylie bit her tongue today. . . at first she was upset because it hurt. Then, she said, "Oh well, maybe I can grow a new one."

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Mom! I'm REALLY sick! I need some cake!

(Not sure that would be good if your feeling sick?)

Colt suggested Kylie eat a snail instead though.



Sunday, April 13, 2014

"Mama! I'm PICTURING (taking a picture) you! Saaaayyy HAMBURGER!"

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Kylie was rubbing my face, and I asked her if there was something on Mommy's face. . . She said, "Yes! It's a LIP!"

Monday, March 17, 2014

This is Kylie's new favorite song. She seriously sings it all.the.time. Apparently she made up a new verse for "going to the bathroom!"

Monday, February 24, 2014

David took Colt and Kylie out yesterday evening and told me this story. . . Apparently, an old lady stepped in front of Kylie and got in her (Kylie's) way. Kylie must not have been in the best of moods because she proceeded to tell that grandma "NOT TO DO THAT. . ." and who knows what else. THEN, Kylie finished it off by spanking the grandma on her backside. Yes indeed. That's our girl. Oh my. Thankfully, the grandma couldn't understand English, but I'm sure she understood the spanking.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Kylie wrote on the wall with crayons today. Part of her punishment was that she had to stay in her room until I was able to clean it off the wall. While I was cleaning it up, she came out. When I asked her why she came out, she said, "Caden told me I could come out."

Yeah... Caden doesn't really talk Kylie:)

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Tonight Kylie told David, "Daddy, when I get bigger can I have a beard like you?" Oh.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Kylie got upset at David because he wouldn't let her do something. She said, "Daddy you are a Stinky Pinky!" as she huffed away :)