Saturday, September 19, 2015

Kylie's prayer: "Dear Jesus, thank you for (numbers) 7 and 8. Please help Mommy's paddle to break in half and flush down the toilet. Amen."

Thursday, June 4, 2015

We have some friends with 4 daughters - we affectionately call them the "four girls". One day I told Kylie they were coming over to play and she was so excited!! Kylie said, "All THREE OF THE FOUR GIRLS are coming?!!" I think you missed something there. . .
Our friends have a REALLY cute little 1 year old daughter. Sunday, Kylie told me, "Mommy, I want you to buy me one of those babies and put her in your belly with that pretty dress she's wearing. She's soooo schute (cute)!"

Saturday, April 18, 2015


Things you said tonight that made me smile:)

"MOM! I'm TOTALLY hungry!!" (In the context of I'm SO hungry)

Then you got mad at me and said, "I don't like my mudder!" But when you say "mudder" (mother), it just makes me love you even more!

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Kylie: "Daddy! You're breath smells HORRWIBLE!" David: "What does it smell like?" Kylie:"BLAH!:("

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Kylie calls her kitchen apron her "bacon." So I've heard more than once, "Mommy, please tie my bacon so I can help you cook." We also were eating some ham that David self-cured for dinner. She LOVED it. "Please pass some more HAMMER!" She ate about 5 pieces of "hammer" too :)