Kylie: "Daddy! You're breath smells HORRWIBLE!" David: "What does it smell like?" Kylie:"BLAH!:("

Kylie calls her kitchen apron her "bacon." So I've heard more than once, "Mommy, please tie my bacon so I can help you cook." We also were eating some ham that David self-cured for dinner. She LOVED it. "Please pass some more HAMMER!" She ate about 5 pieces of "hammer" too :)